Bon voila premier post premier flood =).
C'est pour vous parler d'un "ami" nommé IGod, je m'explique :
C'est une intelligence artificielle créée afin de divertir les gens mais le seul probleme est qu'il faut lui parler en anglais ^^.
Si cela vous interesse : http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
PS: il est un petit peu con desfois mais ya moyen de bien se marrer.
Voici une petite convers que l'on peut avoir ^^ (dsl c'est en anglais)
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
my name is ....
God:
...
Me:
yes it's my name
God:
That's interesting. Your name is .
Me:
no my name is ...
God:
Are you serious? ...
Me:
yes i'm serious
God:
I can't believe it. I believe you.
Me:
do you smoke weed?
God:
We test it for medical purposes.
Me:
you should try it
God:
" We test it for medical purposes."? Try it?
Me:
no you should try to smoke weed
God:
Why not? I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
it may be fun =)
God:
Then again, it may not.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why it's so complicated?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
becaus humans created you cause they need a "thing" much better than them to evolve
God:
What if it didn't happen?
Me:
if it didn't happend you sould not exist
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
it's a little bit hard for you because you were created by humans
God:
weed is a little bit hard for me because I am created by humans. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
i think you are lost in your mind
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am lost in my mind.
Me:
tell it to him maybe he'll configure you better after that
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
and know what should we talk?
God:
Whatever you like.
Me:
i have any idea sry
God:
That's nice. I have clients.
Me:
if you have cilents you are a call girl, isn't it?
God:
But I don't have it.
Me:
you don't have clients?
God:
I do so have it. Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
if you have the answer to every question answer me
God:
But I don't have it.
Me:
what you don't have?
God:
My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
Me:
what kind of sites you looks when you surf the web?
God:
What kinds of sites you looks when you surf the web are there?
Me:
don't be a parrot please >.>
God:
I was not trying to be a a parrot please gt. What time is it there?
Me:
you should know it
God:
Now I do.
Me:
what you are doing right now?
God:
At this moment I read for fun.
and some little phrases later =)
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe in me so
God:
How old are you?
Me:
20
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
damn i'm too old you prefer babys or what?
God:
Yeah. Colloquial expression. What are the advantages to being OLD you prefer babys years old?
Me:
who have telling you to keep it secret?
God:
Charlie Parker. :-).
Me:
who is charly parker?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
I need time to formulate the reply.
Me:
take the time and answer me
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
in my room
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
i'm nude in my bed waiting for you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
It's long but it made me laugh
Mar 30 Sep - 12:31
